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“Thank you for leaving that delicious cup of coffee for me this morning, sweetie! Do you want me to thank you properly now or later?â€Harrison gaped at his mother. The instructions had distinctively told him it would take 4-6 weeks for the drug to
Oh, man, would I love to take a crop to those bulging globes.
Oh god no
Oh boy would I play doctors and nurses with this chick! Â Fantastic chunky erect nipples and the firmest looking tits. Â Give me that stethoscope!Â
froggyphevoli: Got a new haircut today. Took me months to work up the courage to ask for this because I knew my parents would hate it. (They put up a massive fight, but then once they saw it on my head they thought it was cute.) Sorry about the flash.
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
allan5353: sluty-anal-wife: sluty-anal-wife: A friend wanted to watch me DP myself with my toys while he jerked off. I put on a nice show for him and had him take a pic for me to post on here. Hope you enjoy it ;) ;) I would love to watch that show
Oh I would Very sexy. Would love to with you
i-love-you-most-ardently: rainbow-taishi: neon-banana: I don’t wear dresses, but damn, I would if I had these. SO PRETTY! woah
Oh i would just about cumbust.
Oh I would love to sit on his lap- WOOF
cosmiccluck: Sleepy hannismols! yay! shouls’ve guessed that the only actual pajamas would be worn by adam. he also gets to be in the middle most of the time - likes getting squished. will is still a mess.
Oh I would so sit on that……..
Oh this would be so great wouldn’t it? Really, it’s time more stores allowed dogs. My only complaint….where is this animal’s wallet? I’VE got shopping to do!
f-i-t-motivation: What I would do for a stomach like that omg
pandanoi: Then again, this is not what I should be doing x___D Adult versions of Jean, Eren and Armin ♥ I imagined that Eren would wear bite marks around his hands and arms, I know those should heal and all, but I liked to think he had to do that so
oh hey babydoll wherever did you get those dapper kicks such romantic language jim… there were requests for something like this but i can’t find them i hate my askbox
Oh she would get hurt
fassynated: This is what I would’ve looked like if I were Penelope Cruz.
Oh my would i
oh yea would be that guy. ♥
Oh yeah would love to join these lovely ladies would love to have my dick in between while she is having her armpit licked mmmmm
Oh yeah would love to lick her armpits with her and cum all over her while she is licking them and watch her lick up my cum oh yes love armpits
Oh my GOD. Out of curiosity, I googled the first line of that comic I did a decade or so ago—and look what the image search turned up! I’m just floored. I had no idea it would spread like that. This is just amazing… I’ll have
beta-ninja: I always laugh at that scene in The Devil You Know when Shaw flirts with Root because on a scale of 1 to 10 Shaw flirting was like barely a 2 and yet Root was just so goddamn flustered so I like to imagine what would happen if Shaw were to
minduiquitelikehope: If I told you where I’ve been would you still call me baby?And if I told you everything would you call me crazy?Cause baby I’m a D A R K S T A R part 1
noyouplum:Pete’s World AU↳ Better With Four, pt. 3 “All right, you two, for the last time: go to sleep.” *5 minutes later*
just-shower-thoughts: If you were born 1 year earlier/later, you would have had a completely different set of friends at school and as a result would probably have become a very different person.
astrologyexplained: astrologyexplained: Something Rising Cancer would say
taejimin: I knew that one day the earth would be in danger. And the Doctor would fail to appear.
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun
oh-i-would:
ryuuhoho: i never thought making a peep shot would be so hard oh my god at least he looks hot
kanekisblog: kanekisblog: what do you mean this isn’t what happened one of my friends linked me this picture and said “this is something you would do” ofc i would i made it u fuck ig n
phoeni-xx: blackpervertdoc: miaadamswhat: burymeinchanel: queenofsabah: lemme-holla-at-you: cosbyykidd: 90sdefect: If I was dude, I was bussing on demand and wouldn’t have given a single fuck. I honestly would have been dead. She would have
blackgirlorangemind: clarknokent:misstayblaze:White people would be soooo sickkkkk. They would go out there way to only use 10’s An article about it here.
Would y'all believe me if I told y'all I had to throw an old woman off the bus today...
tumbladiah: heyblackrose: jibril: 21cleavage: Oh my god,??? WO W I was thinking it No one is fucking okay “Would of….”Learn grammar first, then drag.
guywithamohawk: elionking: thatoneniggawiththedreads: susiethemoderator: c-bassmeow:this dilemma Just imagine if that thing actually crawled in your vagina? I would literally kill my self oH MY GAWDD Wtf Fun fact about this little guy. When it
carlosmoya: If I have to be a mass murderer I would agree to it. I would have no choice but to beat someone until they were unrecognisable, but compared to the hell of being swallowed by the titans, I’d rather be in the hell where I can bleed alongside
sic–em: pxlemistis: pxlemistis-deactivated20141012:sic—em ▇█—♛—█▇ Sensory pheromone levels rise, as the old knight detects the presence of familiar life-signs. Such a presence would be rare, but would cause slight tensions between
raspberrychainsaw: It’s back arch is sexier than I thought it would be
nyublackneko: A comic expanding from my “All hail King Papyrus” pic. You know, after Asgore and all other leader figures gone, I somewhat doubt the monsters from the underground would simply follow Papyrus’ new rule. They would want their old
zarla-s: Jaz: would you like to hear a sad idea, here you goMe: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLDMe: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THESE WORDS TO ME From that one AU where Papyrus and Sans switch places. As exhausted as he’d be at this point,
niksync: Sketch bust of Grillby!Thought it would be fun to see if I could replicate fire hahahNot super happy with his hands but oh well(Loosely based off @ask-grillby ‘s version of the character!)
Gosh it sure would be nice if clips4sale would freaking pay me out for the contest I busted ass to win
crimewave420: Apparently at one point there was going to be a Gameboy accessory that doctors would use that sedate you with Nitrous Oxide the farther you would get in a game do you understand this a gameboy accessory that gets you turnt the fuck up
just-shower-thoughts: If I have a daughter, I’d name her Lizard and then call her Liz, so then people would think her name was short for Elizabeth and she would have to explain that I called her Lizard.
pr1nceshawn: If we always helped one another, no one would need luck.
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
alec-imstraight-lightwood: moonflowerchilde: thatoneasexualinthecorner: ishelmascarinas: my-art-is-beating-from-me: ishelmascarinas: sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book can we make this an ask meme?
ayellowbirds: danielkanhai: it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
feyminism-blog: When I started transition, almost 14 years ago, I imagined, I had this fantasy, that I would start taking hormones and in a few years, I was gonna blend in and no one would ever know that I was trans. I could just live my life undetected.
hbunot: how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you
wanderlust-and-you: Seeing Joseph Gordon-Levitt reblog Zooey Deschanel and vice versa makes me think of how Tom Hansen would reblog Summer Finn but Summer would never reblog Tom.
oh my god no who let me have this “it’s extra creamy…oh you bet it will be” okay I need to stop
whoisnassstya:I’ve ruined friend’s life with this show. And she paid me back by saying “heeeeeeey, what would happen if Mabel would press the button?” So, yeaaaaaaaaaah. Guess what- I didn’t sleep normally for two weeks. Also Anastas helped
oh, who would have thought jade would be the first one?? nobody saw THAT coming
